ONE NIGHT ONLY  ·  HALIFAX, NOVA SCOTIA

THE FAREWELL TO THE TWENTIES TOUR

SATURDAY  SEPT 12 2026  ·  DOORS 4PM

Five venues. Zero encores. A decade goes out with a show.

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Vintage screenprint poster of the Halifax waterfront at dusk
FINAL
SHOW

APPEARING ONE NIGHT ONLY

THE LINEUP

WITH VERY SPECIAL GUESTS

OPENING ACT

THE ROUTE

SET TIMES

Roughly 1.4 km of historic downtown Halifax, travelled at a dignified stumble. Join at any stop — the tour waits for no one but welcomes everyone.

  1. 4:00
    THE LOWER DECK Waterfront soundcheck. Patio if the weather signs the rider.
  2. 5:30
    SPLIT CROW The heritage set. Pouring since 1749 — respect your elders.
  3. 7:00
    THE OLD TRIANGLE The acoustic interlude. Warning: may cause premature nostalgia.
  4. 8:15
    THE STUBBORN GOAT The dinner set. Eat something. You know why.
  5. 9:30
    DURTY NELLY'S — HEADLINE SET Live music, dance floor. 10:30 — champagne toast to the decade. Be in the room.
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OFFICIAL TOUR MERCHANDISE

THE MERCH TABLE

Black tour tee with circular Farewell Tour crest

THE TOUR TEE

Crest on the front. Full tour history on the back — every stop from 1996 to the final show. Printed for real if enough of you want one.

~$25  (cost, not profit — this is a farewell, not a business)

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OFFICIAL TOUR BUS

$1,200,000

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VIP MEET & GREET WITH YOUR TWENTIES

PRICELESS

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TWO MORE HOURS OF SLEEP

$9,999

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COMMEMORATIVE LUMBAR SUPPORT PILLOW

$34.99

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A MOMENT OF SILENCE

IN MEMORIAM

In loving memory of everything we lost along the way.

A single pint lit by a shaft of light
A dial-up modem beside a landline handset off the hook
A child's bike on a lawn at dusk under a streetlight
An empty pet food bowl on a bare floor
A worn trading card binder on a table
An alarm clock showing 7:00
A dusty CRT monitor on a family room desk
A hand-labelled CD-R beside an open jewel case
Four tangled controllers on a living room carpet before a CRT television
An abandoned gaming headset on a desk lit by monitor glow
A flip phone lying closed
A stack of VHS tapes in rental cases
A worn couch in an empty room
A half-eaten slice of pizza late at night
A glass of water and a crumpled receipt on a nightstand

HOSPITALITY REQUIREMENTS

THE TOUR RIDER

RIDER — ADDENDUM A · THE TALENT (ALL OF US) REQUIRES:

  1. One (1) pitcher of local IPA per venue, or equivalent in whatever's on special.
  2. A chair. Any chair. By 9 PM this becomes non-negotiable.
  3. No songs released after 2019 during the headline set. The talent will know.
  4. One (1) order of nachos to appear "for the table" and be consumed 94% by two people.
  5. Water. The talent has learned things in thirty years.
  6. No items. Final Destination. The talent has held this position since 2003 and will not be relitigating it at the bar.
  7. Zero (0) discussions of mortgage rates before 8 PM. After 8 PM it's unavoidable.
  8. A dance floor of structurally sound construction. The talent's knees sign separately.

Signed, THE MANAGEMENT (also us)